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Not sure if it’s stress, life, or your hormones?

Take my Symptom Checker Quiz and find out exactly what your body is trying to tell you — in under 2 minutes.

Your personalized next step pops up instantly.

Hot flashes. Mood swings.

Brain fog so thick you forgot what you walked into the room for.

Periods that ghost you, then show up like a crime scene.

Welcome to perimenopause.

And surprise — no one warned you this was coming.

But you’re not crazy. You’re not weak. And you’re definitely not alone.

Your hormones are just asking for a little help.

WHO THIS IS FOR:

This quiz is for the woman who’s:

Wondering when her body became a stranger.

Snapping at her family and crying in the bathroom.

Tired of “pushing through” and finally ready for real answers.

Feeling overwhelmed and unsupported by traditional medicine.

Curious about hormones but doesn’t know where to start.


Hi, I’m Melinda Fowler—aka The Hormonal Pharmacist.

I spent 30 years in traditional medicine before my own hormone crash forced me to rethink everything.

Now I help women decode their symptoms, understand their labs, and build real solutions that actually work.

You deserve to feel amazing in your body again—and this is the first step.

bONUS:

Download now and I’ll send you a special invite to my low-ticket mini course, Hot Mess to Hormone Queen, where we go even deeper into nutrition, stress, weight gain, and the real reason you feel off. (Trust me… you’re gonna want in.)

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