gift certificate

Give the gift every woman secretly wants: the chance to finally feel like herself again.

The Hormonal Pharmacist gift card lets her choose exactly what she needs, whether it’s hormone testing, supplements, wellness programs, or a personalized consultation.

Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or “just because,” this gift says: you deserve to feel amazing.

No expiration, no pressure — just support, clarity, and a path toward balance.

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CONSULTATION (NO LABS)

$350

SIGNATURE START

(CONSULTATION WITH LABS)

$750

HORMONE TEST KITS

FEMALE $145

MALE $280

3 MONTH RESET PACKAGE

$1899

6 MONTH OPTIMIZE PACKAGE

$3415

12 MONTH THRIVE PACKAGE

$6150

ALL PACKAGES INCLUDE LABS, SUPPLEMENTS, PRESCRIPTIONS AND CONSULTATIONS

What happens in a consultation?

If you’re tired of feeling “off”… tired of Googling symptoms… tired of being told everything looks fine when you know dang well it’s NOT — this is where things finally shift.

This 1:1 functional medicine consultation gives you the expert guidance you’ve been craving without the overwhelm of a full lab package.

It’s perfect for women who want clarity, direction, and a root-cause strategy to start feeling like themselves again.

No band-aids.

No guessing.

No “you’re just getting older” energy.

Just real, personalized answers that make your symptoms finally make sense.

If you already have labs, this is the perfect place for you.

In our session, we’ll dig deep into the things traditional medicine skims right over:

Your hormone symptoms & patterns
- Stress + cortisol load
- Gut health & digestion
- Sleep, energy, inflammation, and nutrient status
- Your medical history through a functional lens
- Your lifestyle foundations: food, movement, mindset, toxins, and recovery
- You’ll walk away with a clear understanding of what’s happening in your body and exactly what to do next.

Look at the root causes of your symptoms

Your symptoms aren’t random — they’re signals. In this stage of life, everything from shifting hormones to stress, sleep, gut health, inflammation, and nutrient status can influence how you feel day to day.

Instead of chasing individual symptoms, we step back and look at the full picture so we can understand why your body is reacting the way it is.

When you address the root causes with clarity and intention, your energy, mood, metabolism, and overall wellbeing begin to transform in a way that feels steady, grounded, and sustainable.

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50M

how many women in the US are in perimenopause

6,000

how many women transition into menopause every single day

5%

how many of these women receive guidance on bioidentical hormone replacement therapy

1

me.

I'm out here trying to make a difference one woman at a time

Melinda didn’t talk over me. She sat with me, listened to everything, and then connected dots no one else ever even looked at. I cried when she explained my labs because it was the first time I felt understood instead of dismissed.

This was the first appointment where I didn’t leave confused.

Amanda H.

Doctors kept telling me my labs were "normal." Melinda said, "Yeah, they’re normal for a tired, stressed, inflamed woman in her 40s trying to keep everyone alive but herself." I felt SEEN. And more importantly, we made a plan that’s actually working.

My labs finally make sense.