Perimenopause, finally made clear
Check your hormones from the comfort of your own home
Hormones from Home is an easy, at‑home draw kit that checks the key markers driving your hot flashes, mood swings, stubborn weight and sleep. No waiting rooms, no guessing—just clear answers, delivered to your inbox.
Results in 5–7 days • CLIA‑certified lab
Everything you need in one calm little box
Simple instructions, gentle draw tools, prepaid return shipping and a clear results dashboard designed for midlife women.
No big needle stick required * Takes ~10 minutes
Perimenopause, finally made clear
Check your hormones from the comfort of your own home
Hormones from Home is an easy, at‑home draw kit that checks the key markers driving your hot flashes, mood swings, stubborn weight and sleep. No waiting rooms, no guessing—just clear answers, delivered to your inbox.
Everything you need in one calm little box
Simple instructions, gentle draw tools, prepaid return shipping and a clear results dashboard designed for midlife women.
No big needle stick required * Takes ~10 minutes
Results in 5–7 days • CLIA‑certified lab
Why test now
Perimenopause doesn’t have to feel like guesswork
Our at‑home kit tracks the hormones and blood markers that most commonly shift in midlife—so you can understand what your body’s doing and what to do next.
Connect your symptoms to real data
We check estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, thyroid markers and more—so your night sweats, anxiety, or weight changes finally make sense.
Skip the awkward appointments
Collect a small sample at home, pop it into the prepaid envelope, and you’re done. No taking time off work, no sitting in a cold clinic gown.
Get a plain‑English plan
Your secure dashboard explains each marker in everyday language, plus lifestyle and conversation starters to take to your provider.
How it works
From kit to clarity in about a week
Designed for busy, midlife women who already have enough on their plate. Every step is guided, gentle and takes just a few minutes.
You’ll receive step‑by‑step instructions, visual guides, and access to our support team if you have questions at any point.
Step 1
Order your kit in minutes
Tell us a bit about your cycle, symptoms and medications so your results arrive with the right context.
Step 2
Collect your sample at home
Follow the simple guide to collect a small sample using our gentle tools. Seal it, place it in the prepaid envelope, and drop it in the mail.
Step 3
View your results & next steps
Within 5–7 business days, you’ll see your hormone and key blood markers in an easy dashboard, plus tailored suggestions and questions to bring to your provider.
What we measure
The midlife hormone panel your body has been asking for
Your Hormones from Home kit is purpose‑built for perimenopause and early menopause—going beyond a basic hormone check to look at the blood work that influences energy, mood, metabolism and sleep.
All samples are processed in CLIA‑certified labs and reviewed with the same rigor as in‑clinic testing.
Each result comes with reference ranges, easy visuals and where you fall—so you can see, at a glance, what’s in balance and what needs attention.
Core sex hormones: estrogen, progesterone, testosterone and DHEA‑S
Key metabolic markers that influence cravings and stubborn belly fat
Inflammation and stress markers that can amplify perimenopause symptoms
Cycle‑aware timing guidance so your results are as accurate as possible
Trend‑tracking so you can see how your hormones change over time
Downloadable report to share with your primary care or prescriber
Optional follow‑up consults and wellness programs (sold separately)
Choose your kit
Start with the FULL Panel - HORMONE EDITION
All test kits are HSA/FSA eligible!
One simple kit, delivered to your door. Transparent pricing, no packages or consultations required... unless you choose them later.
THE FULL PANEL IS ALSO AVAILABLE WITH THYROID AND/OR LIPIDS ADDED FOR AN ADDITIONAL FEE
Email me for details.
HSA/FSA eligible in many cases. Shipping and lab processing included.
Not sure which kit is right for you?
Order now and reply to your confirmation email with questions—our team will help you decide before you test.
Real women, real relief
“I finally felt like I wasn’t losing my mind.”
“I’d been told for years that my blood work was ‘normal’ while I was barely sleeping and crying at random commercials. The Hormones from Home kit showed that my progesterone was dropping and my thyroid needed a closer look. Seeing it in black‑and‑white helped me have a real conversation with my doctor, and we adjusted my plan accordingly.”
— Sarah, 47, perimenopause
“The kit felt very approachable, not medical and scary. I did it at my kitchen table before work.”
— Dana, 44
“Being able to track my numbers over the last year has helped me see patterns instead of feeling blindsided every month.”
— Priya, 50
“The explanations felt like a friend walking me through my results, not a textbook. I felt calmer after reading them.”
— Laura, 52
Questions, answered
Hormone testing doesn’t have to be intimidating
How is this different from blood work at my doctor’s office?
Hormones from Home uses the same caliber of CLIA‑certified labs, but is designed specifically around perimenopause and early menopause. Many standard panels don’t include cycle‑aware timing, trend‑tracking, or the combination of hormones and related blood markers we include. We also focus heavily on giving you clear, plain‑English explanations instead of a PDF of numbers.
Does the sample collection hurt?
Most women describe it as "a quick pinch" and much gentler than a typical in‑office draw. Your kit includes step‑by‑step instructions and tips to make the process as easy and comfortable as possible. If you run into any trouble, our support team is available to help.
How accurate are the results?
Your sample is processed in CLIA‑certified labs that follow strict quality standards—the same type of facilities your doctor relies on. When you follow the collection instructions and timing guide, your results are highly reliable and clinically actionable.
Will you tell me exactly what treatment to start?
We don’t replace your primary care provider. This test will give you a clear picture of what’s happening in your body, plus conversation guides and evidence‑informed lifestyle suggestions to start conversations with your doctor. If you decide you want guidance on choosing hormone therapy and lifestyle modifications, you will be given the option of doing a full consultation or joining the Concierge Membership.
Is this right for me if I think I’m not in perimenopause yet?
If you’re in your late 30s or 40s and noticing changes in your cycle, mood, sleep or weight, testing can provide a helpful baseline—even if you’re not in full perimenopause yet. If you’re unsure, you can still order, complete your intake questionnaire, and our team can help you decide how to time your test.
Ready to feel more like yourself again?
Pick which Hormones from Home kit you would like and you’ll get a kit sent to your door with step‑by‑step guidance, calm at‑home testing, and a clear view of what your hormones are doing in this season of life.
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